The Four Worst Patio Heaters

Homebase sell a 15KW patio heater

And what kind of a word is "moverability" anyway?

  1. The 15Kilowatt, super power patio heater for people who really don't give a fuck about the environment.
  2. The high fashion patio heater See here. A slightly tacky piece of brushed aluminium, with vague nods towards modernism.
  3. The environmentally friendly electric patio heater Buyers of this product need to remember they're still taking a four bar electric fire and putting it in their gardens. Fools.
  4. The fake Victorian Patio Heater. See here. Just weird.