The Four Worst Patio Heaters

And what kind of a word is "moverability" anyway?
- The 15Kilowatt, super power patio heater for people who really don't give a fuck about the environment.
- The high fashion patio heater See here. A slightly tacky piece of brushed aluminium, with vague nods towards modernism.
- The environmentally friendly electric patio heater Buyers of this product need to remember they're still taking a four bar electric fire and putting it in their gardens. Fools.
- The fake Victorian Patio Heater. See here. Just weird.